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The wall is about to be erased today, Dec. 14, 2006. So as the esteemed intern it's my duty to record all that is written. for posterity. and so forth. here goes. | The wall is about to be erased today, Dec. 14, 2006. So as the esteemed intern it's my duty to record all that is written. for posterity. and so forth. here goes. | ||
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| − | + | my teeth are bleeding! | |
| − | + | Get the Stick! [says a guy with a mustache] | |
| − | + | Vaporize today | |
| − | + | Inter yeah! | |
| − | + | all the little insects are marching up your nose! | |
| − | + | the grand teton | |
| − | + | squeeze the bowels well, young one! | |
| − | + | what if we're wrong? | |
| − | + | [a drawing of a fish] O'Neil | |
| − | + | in white the thought is, well alright | |
| − | + | well, what if six turned out to be nine? | |
| − | + | A Wipe? A Blank Slate? | |
| − | + | Are we going places or just being shaken? | |
| − | + | we've been had. | |
| − | + | had milk? | |
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| − | + | is absurdity just a distraction? | |
| − | + | I don't care! [says an naked lady with an ugly face] | |
| − | + | mount monadock | |
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The Lavatory Wall as of 6/30/06 | The Lavatory Wall as of 6/30/06 | ||
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grey milk (heart)'s you | grey milk (heart)'s you | ||
| − | I (upside down heart) gordon | + | I (upside down heart) gordon<br/> |
| − | I (heart) Gordon grodon nordog droong | + | I (heart) Gordon grodon nordog droong<br/> |
| − | I've met gordon. | + | I've met gordon.<br/> |
| − | Gordon gave me stuff. | + | Gordon gave me stuff.<br/> |
| − | gordon touched me | + | gordon touched me<br/> |
| − | I miss gordon | + | I miss gordon<br/> |
| − | I hate gordon | + | I hate gordon<br/> |
| − | I (heart) undo this knot | + | I (heart) undo this knot not-gordon |
| − | not-gordon | + | |
NODROG ES MYSTERIUM | NODROG ES MYSTERIUM | ||
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there's an indestructible energy--it's not so bad | there's an indestructible energy--it's not so bad | ||
| − | "there's no zoo in ottowa" | + | "there's no zoo in ottowa"<br/> |
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"there is no jungle in baltimore" | "there is no jungle in baltimore" | ||
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love peace | love peace | ||
| − | Smile it confuses people | + | Smile it confuses people<br/> |
how is that? | how is that? | ||
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LWM 4-11-06 | LWM 4-11-06 | ||
| − | WASH UFITZI | + | WASH UFITZI |
DRIVE ME TO FIRENZE | DRIVE ME TO FIRENZE | ||
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J'(heart) Lauren | J'(heart) Lauren | ||
| − | Andrew is hot | + | |
| + | Andrew is hot<br/> | ||
gracias! | gracias! | ||
| − | DEEP 6 | + | DEEP 6 BUSH 4 PRESIDENT |
| − | BUSH 4 PRESIDENT | ||
you yahoo | you yahoo | ||
[P.S. there's also some sweet drawings of batman and donatello and I think someone who's supposed to be spiderman] | [P.S. there's also some sweet drawings of batman and donatello and I think someone who's supposed to be spiderman] | ||
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Revision as of 05:03, 7 July 2008
The Loo
The wall is about to be erased today, Dec. 14, 2006. So as the esteemed intern it's my duty to record all that is written. for posterity. and so forth. here goes.
I don't mind...if all the hippies cut off their hair...
Dad? [says a quivering alien guy]
my teeth are bleeding!
Get the Stick! [says a guy with a mustache]
Vaporize today
Inter yeah!
all the little insects are marching up your nose!
the grand teton
squeeze the bowels well, young one!
what if we're wrong?
[a drawing of a fish] O'Neil
in white the thought is, well alright
well, what if six turned out to be nine?
A Wipe? A Blank Slate?
Are we going places or just being shaken?
we've been had.
had milk?
is absurdity just a distraction?
I don't care! [says an naked lady with an ugly face]
mount monadock
hak [says a puking dog in a hat]
woo! rejoice!
______________ The Lavatory Wall as of 6/30/06
spooning.com
NWO (crossed out)
grey milk (heart)'s you
I (upside down heart) gordon
I (heart) Gordon grodon nordog droong
I've met gordon.
Gordon gave me stuff.
gordon touched me
I miss gordon
I hate gordon
I (heart) undo this knot not-gordon
NODROG ES MYSTERIUM
sing zingily
it began as a mistake
too little color over here (says a drawing of an old man)
PHISH 4 LIFE
Grapes
what are the roots that clutch? what branches grow out of this stony rubble?
cultus arborem
more bags under eyes more acne on the thighs
uncle grandpa!
EAT NO SUGAR
within this ode form, A UNIVERSE AWAITS
please...have no regrets
smurf
there's an indestructible energy--it's not so bad
"there's no zoo in ottowa"
"there is no jungle in baltimore"
BUG SONGS
SWEATERVESTS ARE SEXY
SO R LISPS!!!green?
ADD VALUE
LOVE
Get High
LRules
love peace
Smile it confuses people
how is that?
LWM 4-11-06
WASH UFITZI DRIVE ME TO FIRENZE
steven was here
THERE ARE NO OTHERS
J'(heart) Lauren
Andrew is hot
gracias!
DEEP 6 BUSH 4 PRESIDENT you yahoo
[P.S. there's also some sweet drawings of batman and donatello and I think someone who's supposed to be spiderman]