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The wall is about to be erased today, Dec. 14, 2006. So as the esteemed intern it's my duty to record all that is written. for posterity. and so forth. here goes.
 
The wall is about to be erased today, Dec. 14, 2006. So as the esteemed intern it's my duty to record all that is written. for posterity. and so forth. here goes.
  
<blockquote>I don't mind...if all the hippies cut off their hair...
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I don't mind...if all the hippies cut off their hair...
:Dad? [says a quivering alien guy]
 
:my teeth are bleeding!
 
:Get the Stick! [says a guy with a mustache]
 
:Vaporize today
 
:Inter yeah!
 
:all the little insects are marching up your nose!
 
:the grand teton
 
:squeeze the bowels well, young one!
 
:what if we're wrong?
 
:[a drawing of a fish] O'Neil
 
:in white the thought is, well alright
 
:well, what if six turned out to be nine?
 
:A Wipe? A Blank Slate?
 
:Are we going places or just being shaken?
 
:we've been had.
 
:had milk?
 
:is absurdity just a distraction?
 
:I don't care! [says an naked lady with an ugly face]
 
:mount monadock
 
:hak [says a puking dog in a hat]
 
:woo! rejoice!
 
</blockquote>
 
  
<blockquote>
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Dad? [says a quivering alien guy]
The Lavatory Wall as of 6/30/06
 
 
 
spooning.com
 
 
 
NWO (crossed out)
 
 
 
grey milk (heart)'s you
 
 
 
I (upside down heart) gordon
 
I (heart) Gordon grodon nordog droong
 
I've met gordon.
 
Gordon gave me stuff.
 
gordon touched me
 
I miss gordon
 
I hate gordon
 
I (heart) undo this knot
 
not-gordon
 
NODROG ES MYSTERIUM
 
 
 
sing zingily
 
 
 
it began as a mistake
 
 
 
too little color over here (says a drawing of an old man)
 
 
 
PHISH 4 LIFE
 
 
 
Grapes
 
 
 
what are the roots that clutch?
 
what branches grow out of this stony rubble?
 
 
 
cultus arborem
 
 
 
more bags under eyes
 
more acne on the thighs
 
 
 
uncle grandpa!
 
 
 
EAT NO SUGAR
 
  
within this ode form, A UNIVERSE AWAITS
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my teeth are bleeding!
  
please...have no regrets
+
Get the Stick! [says a guy with a mustache]
  
smurf
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Vaporize today
  
there's an indestructible energy--it's not so bad
+
Inter yeah!
  
"there's no zoo in ottowa"
+
all the little insects are marching up your nose!
  
"there is no jungle in baltimore"
+
the grand teton
  
BUG SONGS
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squeeze the bowels well, young one!
  
SWEATERVESTS ARE SEXY
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what if we're wrong?
  
SO R LISPS!!!green?
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[a drawing of a fish] O'Neil
  
ADD VALUE
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in white the thought is, well alright
  
LOVE
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well, what if six turned out to be nine?
  
Get High
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A Wipe? A Blank Slate?
  
LRules
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Are we going places or just being shaken?
  
love peace
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we've been had.
  
Smile it confuses people
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had milk?
how is that?
 
  
LBO
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is absurdity just a distraction?
  
LWM 4-11-06
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I don't care! [says an naked lady with an ugly face]
  
WASH UFITZI
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mount monadock
DRIVE ME TO FIRENZE
 
  
steven was here
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hak [says a puking dog in a hat]
 
 
THERE ARE NO OTHERS
 
 
 
J'(heart) Lauren
 
Andrew is hot
 
gracias!
 
  
DEEP 6
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woo! rejoice!
BUSH 4 PRESIDENT
 
you yahoo
 
 
 
[P.S. there's also some sweet drawings of batman and donatello and I think someone who's supposed to be spiderman]
 
 
 
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LAVATORY
 
Category: School, College, Greek
 
  
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The Lavatory Wall as of 6/30/06
 
The Lavatory Wall as of 6/30/06
  
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grey milk (heart)'s you
 
grey milk (heart)'s you
  
I (upside down heart) gordon
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I (upside down heart) gordon<br/>
I (heart) Gordon grodon nordog droong
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I (heart) Gordon grodon nordog droong<br/>
I've met gordon.
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I've met gordon.<br/>
Gordon gave me stuff.
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Gordon gave me stuff.<br/>
gordon touched me
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gordon touched me<br/>
I miss gordon
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I miss gordon<br/>
I hate gordon
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I hate gordon<br/>
I (heart) undo this knot
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I (heart) undo this knot not-gordon
not-gordon
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NODROG ES MYSTERIUM
 
NODROG ES MYSTERIUM
  
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there's an indestructible energy--it's not so bad
 
there's an indestructible energy--it's not so bad
  
"there's no zoo in ottowa"
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"there's no zoo in ottowa"<br/>
 
 
 
"there is no jungle in baltimore"
 
"there is no jungle in baltimore"
  
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love peace
 
love peace
  
Smile it confuses people
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Smile it confuses people<br/>
 
how is that?
 
how is that?
 
LBO
 
  
 
LWM 4-11-06
 
LWM 4-11-06
  
WASH UFITZI
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WASH UFITZI  
 
DRIVE ME TO FIRENZE
 
DRIVE ME TO FIRENZE
  
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J'(heart) Lauren
 
J'(heart) Lauren
Andrew is hot
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Andrew is hot<br/>
 
gracias!
 
gracias!
  
DEEP 6
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DEEP 6 BUSH 4 PRESIDENT
BUSH 4 PRESIDENT
 
 
you yahoo
 
you yahoo
  
 
[P.S. there's also some sweet drawings of batman and donatello and I think someone who's supposed to be spiderman]
 
[P.S. there's also some sweet drawings of batman and donatello and I think someone who's supposed to be spiderman]
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Revision as of 05:03, 7 July 2008

The Loo

The wall is about to be erased today, Dec. 14, 2006. So as the esteemed intern it's my duty to record all that is written. for posterity. and so forth. here goes.

I don't mind...if all the hippies cut off their hair...

Dad? [says a quivering alien guy]

my teeth are bleeding!

Get the Stick! [says a guy with a mustache]

Vaporize today

Inter yeah!

all the little insects are marching up your nose!

the grand teton

squeeze the bowels well, young one!

what if we're wrong?

[a drawing of a fish] O'Neil

in white the thought is, well alright

well, what if six turned out to be nine?

A Wipe? A Blank Slate?

Are we going places or just being shaken?

we've been had.

had milk?

is absurdity just a distraction?

I don't care! [says an naked lady with an ugly face]

mount monadock

hak [says a puking dog in a hat]

woo! rejoice!

______________ The Lavatory Wall as of 6/30/06

spooning.com

NWO (crossed out)

grey milk (heart)'s you

I (upside down heart) gordon
I (heart) Gordon grodon nordog droong
I've met gordon.
Gordon gave me stuff.
gordon touched me
I miss gordon
I hate gordon
I (heart) undo this knot not-gordon

NODROG ES MYSTERIUM

sing zingily

it began as a mistake

too little color over here (says a drawing of an old man)

PHISH 4 LIFE

Grapes

what are the roots that clutch? what branches grow out of this stony rubble?

cultus arborem

more bags under eyes more acne on the thighs

uncle grandpa!

EAT NO SUGAR

within this ode form, A UNIVERSE AWAITS

please...have no regrets

smurf

there's an indestructible energy--it's not so bad

"there's no zoo in ottowa"
"there is no jungle in baltimore"

BUG SONGS

SWEATERVESTS ARE SEXY

SO R LISPS!!!green?

ADD VALUE

LOVE

Get High

LRules

love peace

Smile it confuses people
how is that?

LWM 4-11-06

WASH UFITZI DRIVE ME TO FIRENZE

steven was here

THERE ARE NO OTHERS

J'(heart) Lauren

Andrew is hot
gracias!

DEEP 6 BUSH 4 PRESIDENT you yahoo

[P.S. there's also some sweet drawings of batman and donatello and I think someone who's supposed to be spiderman]